Robert Fact of the Day: When Rob was in 5th Grade, Robert's father attempted to stab him in the face with a pitchfork. Sadly, Robert's father plan was foiled, and he was sent to jail for a year, even though the Jury begged the Judge to give his father $100,000 dollars. Anyways, Robert spent a year in an orphanage, explaining why he was gone in 6th Grade.
